The Kaiser Has Finally checked in.
Please excuse my tardiness, but due to some technical difficulties with having the password changed Cuntolo I did not get access last weekend as I would have liked. And all week I have been traveling to your home state of Jersey to find your crack-whore given-up-for-adoption sister to give me head.
Fortunately I was able to find her and score myself a Velvet Hattrick.
What I wanted to discuss last week, before I left is how short people have no reason to live, although my boy Randy Newman stopped a little short, as he forgot to mention dykes, kykes and boy-bands. Seriously, other than for occasionally allowing me to enjoy the midget-porn fetish what do these mini-me-wanna-be's add to society? Don't get me wrong I'll let one of them hold my beer on their head while they suck me off, but realistically that's a need that has been replaced since the invention of the beer-helmet.
Changing topics and steering back towards the title of this post, Taser guns, and their place in society. Frankly I feel that they are an underused weapon. Let's think of some candidates that had they been "tazed" the world would have been better off. Wacko Jacko, OJ, Barney, Whitney Houston, Cartolo's dog Sambo (while giving it anal, just for a little extra kick), Britney Spears (for that lard-ass VMA performance) and the Bee-gees (in any order)
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