Dear Readers (i.e. my three colleagues and probably my wife),
We'd like to apologize for the lack of posting lo these many months. I can't speak for my co-bloggers but my schedule was crazy-busy, and on top of that, I felt like the only one contributing. But Worcester Tango 2.0 promises to be a better and funnier and more active experience, with regular features like these:
This Week in Righteous Indignation
Rather than sending vitriolic IMs and links to YouTubes we'll never watch, Lex will have a forum here to express his hatred of Moslems, liberals, liberal Moslems, and his latest Friday night transvestite conquest. Guaranteed to angry up the blood or your money back!
Impugning with Impunity
What good is an anonymous blog if you don't use it to spread blatantly false rumors and insult irritants?
The Shit List
Going a step further, we'll identify which graves you'll find us dancing on, assuming we outlive these enemies. If bile doesn't inspire us all to post more, I'm not sure what will.
Keyser's inKoherency Korner
He can't help it, he's a fraternity-alumnus engineer. Just be glad his posts aren't just a jumble of grunts and Greek letters like his former blog.
Our Heroes
Finally, some positivity. We will expound the virtues of all the people, places, and things that inspire us. My epic 12-post Tribute to Cheez-Its will probably fall under this category.
What Cartola Does Instead Of Doing Work, Improving His Life, Or Writing That Great American Novel That He's Been Talking About Since High School: A Continuing Saga
Or maybe he'll be so picky about what he writes in his posts, trying to write The World's Greatest Post EVA, that he'll never actually hit send. That might be more likely.
And of course, more Man on Man Action!
We should probably also put more politics, sports, and tits in here too. People like politics, sports, and tits.
Watch this space for more hilarity. Or at least a mild chuckle.
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