Friday, September 14, 2007

Hi, I'm Lex

It doesn't take a person very long to realize when they might be stepping in to something spirtually and emotionally damning.

From the moment of my own physical conception, I have dreamed of destroying a person from the inside. I wanted to eat away at the very fabric of stability and install my own twisted concept of reality. I wanted to break a person down and build them up, like a mini Lesotho clone.

...And then something happened. Well, lots of things happened, but meeting a support group of friends with hot mothers and sisters and sometimes both mothers and sisters and also brothers and sometimes fathers and maybe fathers who take pictures of mothers fucking stuffed animals and Shaw's cucumbers (with the little hairy bumps on them)...which really chilled me out.

Looking back, it was probably the insane relief I found while beating off to pictures of Rick's mother that I stole one night during a sleep over that finally put me in to a state of mind where instead of trying to destroy a person I just wanted to win their trust, and then have kinky, yet gentle and somewhat unsafe sex with them while Teddy Ruxpin watched from a corner with a faded red dildo strapped to his forehead.

I look forward to diseasing your minds!

=Lex

1 comment:

Rollo Tomasi said...

Teddy Ruxpin! That's what he gets for being too expensive for my parents to buy him for me. You want to play games now, bear? I'll give you fucking games!